Joseph Biden... how I love thee.

Omg. I just saw pictures from a "Daisy Duke" competition sponsored by a fraternity.

What the heck? Who does that? I mean, I know there are worse things. Wet t-shirt competitions, for one.

But seriously...how deficient of self-respect are people, really?

I mean, I like legs as much as the next person. Maybe even more. They're my favorite body part.

But prancing around with a tied-up shirt and cutoff jorts so tiny that your butt hangs out... dannng.

I guess it's no worse than a bikini. I mean, bikinis are smaller than underwear in several circumstances, and I'm all about wearing bikinis.

But still... perhaps it's the suggestiveness.

It just exudes trashy.Maybe it's all in good fun. No big deal. I've probably worn, seen, or done worse.

But even if I worked out enough to have the most beautiful, athletic, gorgeous leg muscles and I knew I'd win... I still don't think I'd participate.

Hmm.

If I were in a Miss Something competition, I'd do the bathing suit portion. Does that make me a hypocrite? Purposefully exposing myself, subjecting my barely-covered body to judgment and critique? Would it really be worth that? I mean, I think it would be fun to be a Miss Something.

I'd want it just for the title (and perhaps the tiara). But... I don't know. Maybe that's why I've never done one. Maybe I never felt up to par enough to do one.....

I wonder if it's weird that I use abbrevs like "omg" and whatnot in my everyday speech. Or annoying.
Hmm.

Time for bed, methinks.
I shall leave with a list of things I like:
- Vanilla Almond Special K. Addictive.
- Craving Coral Revlon nail polish. Because I wear nail polish this year, apparently.
- The Office.
- Doing lunch.
- Dresses.
- Having a white ritual dress I love love love.
- Small utensils and dinnerware.
- Clothes that tell stories, even if they're painful stories.
- Curly hair.
- Hair dye. Well-dyed hair.
- Country Living.
- Laken.
- Yellow.
- Thank-you notes.
- Singalongs.
- Lilly Pulitzer and Kate Spade books.
- Going to the bathroom.
- My "five years younger" older sister.
- Working out. Even if it's 6 o'clock and not even God's awake.
- Raspberries. Frozen. With whipped cream.
- Sperry's.
- High heels and being used to them so they don't hurt.
- Being warm.
- Spring break.
- Legs.
- Joe Biden.